apply lip gloss

(動詞) 女性自慰 (female masturbation)。

  • Mary’s been in the bathroom a long time. She said she was applying some lip gloss. (瑪麗在浴室很久了。她說她在自慰)

as balls

(副詞) 非常,極度 (very, to the most extreme degree)。這片語係位在它所修飾的形容詞後面。

  • I’m hungry as balls! (我好餓啊!)
  • It’s hot as balls in here! (這裡好熱哦!)