門兒都沒有;想都別想;說什麼也不行;休想;免談

英文:over my dead body (phr.)

說明:這片語亦可用 over his dead body,但通常僅用於間接引句。

例句:

  • A: I heard that Jeff wants to go out with your sister. (A:我聽說傑夫想要跟你妹妹交往)
    B: Over my dead body! (B:門兒都沒有!)
  • John: I’m going to take the car tonight. (約翰:今晚我要用一下車)
    His father: Over my dead body! (他父親:想都別想!)

Insurance piss

不少人都會在上課、考試、會議或其他時間較長的活動即將舉行之前如廁,以防在活動期間想要尿尿而出現尷尬或困窘的情況。這些人真的都是聽到「大自然的呼喚」(the call of nature) 而從容就「廁」、尋求「解脫」嗎? 其實大多不然,而是習慣使然! 一直以來,他們基於以防萬一的心態,不管間隔多短、是否需要,有廁必上,不尿白不尿,即使只能勉強擠出幾滴,同樣不亦快哉,久而久之,習慣成自然,積習難改、積重難返,套句流行話:「回不去了」。據稱,這是膀胱無力、頻尿的主因之一。

這種在活動即將舉行之前,或者接下來的行程可能沒有時間如廁,為求保險,不管有無尿意,都會上廁所尿尿的行為,英文叫做 insurance piss。同理可證,若是便便,則叫做 insurance shit。例如:

Sam: “let’s go to the library to study for the English exam.” (我們去圖書館看書準備英文考試吧)
Cindy: “OK, but I need to take an insurance piss first” (好,但我要先去尿尿)

如果您覺得 piss 和 shit 有礙觀瞻、難登大雅之堂,那麼可考慮將 piss 換成 pee, wee 等,而 shit 則換成 poop, poo, poo-poo 等。Poo 是兒語,而 poo-poo 是年紀更小的幼童的牙牙之語。媽媽和孩子之間的溝通往往使用 poo 來指 feces, stool, excrement。國外的名媛、仕女、貴婦們也都使用 poo 來代替 shit,以示個人系出名門的良好教養及高人一等的文化水平。

下面這句是出自美國一位赫赫有名、腰纏萬貫的貴婦之口,也許是一時情急,否則這位向來舉止優雅的女士,不可能爆這樣的粗口 (The lady is too classy to say anything nasty like that.)。當天她盛裝打扮,準備出席一場比奧斯卡金像獎頒獎典禮還要盛大的宴會,她身上的珠寶首飾價值上億台幣,就連高跟鞋也是專業師傅手工打造、鑲鑽的超級無敵限量版。只是好巧不巧,當她的座車停下來,車門打開,她的右腳一跨出車外,不偏不倚就踩在一坨狗屎上,於是有了這一足以博君一粲的「shit 與 poo 混合句」:

“Oh shit! I just stepped in some doggie poo!” (該死! 我剛踩到狗屎!)

關於上廁所,最政治正確 (politically correct) 的說法是 go to the bathroom 和 go to the toilet,而 go number one (上小號) 和 go number two (上大號) 也是頗為中規中矩的說法。至於正式文件,大多使用 urination (to urinate) 和 bowel movement, defecation (to defecate)。事實上,根據筆者手邊的資料,包括俚語、委婉語和正式用語在內,「小解」(上小號) 的英文說法就有近百種之多,而「出恭」(上大號) 的說法更多達兩百種以上。族繁不及備載,不過其中幾種與動物有關的說法頗為有趣,提出來跟大家分享。至於這些動物為何會跟大小便扯上關係,則尚待探究與瞭解。

  • to piss like a race horse
    這片語使用了 piss,所以一定是指尿尿 (to urinate, to go number one, to take a piss, to take a pee 等),不過它真正的含意是,膀胱憋了一堆尿,有一大泡尿要尿,急著尿尿。所以,它的前面一定使用 need to 以示尿急得不得了,如 I need to piss like a race horse. (我尿急要去撇尿)。
  • to see a man about a horse
    這片語的意思也是小便,尤指男性尿尿,如 I am going to go see a man about a horse. (我要去小便)。
  • to see a man about a mule
    這片語的意思亦是尿尿,如 I gotta see a man about a mule. (我要去尿尿)。
    布萊德彼特在《加州殺手》(Kalifornia) 一片中說過這句話。
  • to see a man about a dog
    這片語的意思是便便 (to defecate, to poop, to take a dump, to take a poop, to take a shit),如 I’ve got to go see a man about a dog. (我要去撇條)
  • to talk to a man about a mule
    這片語的意思也是屙便,如 If you will excuse me, I have to go talk to a man about a mule. (如果你允許我離開,我現在得去上個大號)

everybody and their mom

(片語) 很多人 (a lot of people)。亦說成 everybody and their mama。永遠是單數,所以若當主詞,須用單數動詞。

  • I tried to buy the tickets to the Taipei concert of Lady Gaga, but everybody and their mom was there. (我試圖購買女神卡卡台北演唱會的門票,但那裡已經有很多人了)

Q:too much of a good thing 是什麼意思呢?

A:“too much of a good thing” 字面的意思是「太多的好事」,但好事太多,過了頭,未必是好事,甚至可能變成壞事;所謂過猶不及,凡事適中就好。因此,這片語含有告誡或勸導的意味,警告人家,儘管福星高照、好事連連,但也不必太高興,因為任何人都不可能永遠走好運;若碰到太多好事,就要提高警覺、步步為營、謹慎將事,否則物極必反,好事過頭反成壞事。這也就是在一些英文諺語中,too much of a good thing 往往與 bad 或 not good 劃上等號的原因。例如:

  • Too much of a good thing is not always good.
  • Too much of a good thing can be a bad thing.

在英文中,「too much of a/an + 名詞」這種片語或句型相當常用,意為「太過…,太多…」,如 He’s too much of a cold fish. (他是個過於冷漠的人/他是個很不友善的人)。事實上,與「too much of a/an + 名詞」結構相近的「a bit of a/an + 名詞」 (有點…) 和「something of a/an + 名詞」(有幾分;可說是;算得上) 亦屢見不鮮,如 She’s always been a bit of a mystery to me. (她對我來說總是有點神秘);He’s something of an expert on growing vegetables. (他可說是個種植蔬菜的專家)。

從「too much of a/an + 名詞」這個結構來看,顯然地,其中的名詞一定是單數可數名詞,而其前可用形容詞來修飾,如 too much of a good thing。有人可能會對此結構感到不解,納悶為何不直接使用 too much + 不可數名詞或 too many + 複數可數名詞,卻偏偏把原本水火不容的 too much 和單數可數名詞湊在一起,儘管整個結構語法沒問題,但不無賣弄之嫌。其實不然,這種結構的功用大矣,它解決了某些名詞慣用單數或語法要求須用單數,但又要表達太多、太過之意思或概念時所面臨的困境。例如:

  • We have seen too much defeatism, too much pessimism, too much of a negative approach. (我們看到了太多的失敗主義、太多的悲觀主義和太多的負面傾向) - 在這句中,too much of a negative approach 可用 too many negative approaches 來代替,但這樣一來就無法與前面兩個 too much 呼應,起加強語氣的作用。這句是美國已故著名舞台劇導演兼製作人瑪格•瓊斯 (Margo Jones) 所說的話。
  • Taiwan doesn’t have too much of a downturn. (台灣目前並無太多經濟衰退的趨勢) - Downturn 通常用單數,在此不宜以 too many downturns 來表示。
  • I knew that I’d finished the paper in too much of a rush, and that the final paragraph was probably shady. (我知道這篇報告是我過於倉促趕出來的,最後一段可能有問題) - Rush 在片語 in a rush 中慣用單數,在此不能用 too many rushes。
  • Sandy got fired from that big company because they thought he was too much of a freewheeler. (桑迪被那家大公司開除了,因為他們認為他過於自作主張) - Sandy 是一個人,對應單數的 a freewheeler,若用 too many freewheelers,文法就錯了。

a little bird told me

(片語) 有個我不想透露其身份的人告訴我。

  • A little bird told me that it’s your birthday next week. (有人告訴我,下個禮拜是你的生日)
  • John: “Mike and Amy got married!” (約翰:麥克和愛美結婚了!)
    Mary: “I know. A little bird told me“. (瑪麗:我知道。有人告訴我了)

Q:I am on the right side of age twenty. 有這種說法嗎?

A:有! On the right/wrong side of 後接某一數目,尤其是年齡,意為「不到/超過」,如 I’m on the right side of 20. = I’m younger than 20 years of age. (我不到 20 歲);She’s on the wrong side of 30. = She’s older than 30 years of age. (她已過 30 歲了)。

事實上,on the right/wrong side of 這片語在英文中頗為常見,除上述的年齡表示法外,常見的應用至少還有下列三項:

  1. On the right/wrong side of the law (= obeying/not obeying the law; abiding by/not abiding by the law) 意為「守法/違法;做守法/違法的事情」,如 After coming out of prison, he tried to stay on the right side of the law. (出獄後,他盡量不去做違法的事情)。
  2. On the right/wrong side of someone 意為「得到/失去某人的歡心」,如 Whatever you do, don’t get on the wrong side of your boss! (不管你做什麼,就是不要讓你的老闆不高興!)。
  3. Get up on the right/wrong side of the bed 意為「(早晨一起床就) 心情好/心情不佳」,如 I think John must have got up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. (我想約翰今天早上一定心情不佳)。這成語亦可寫成 get out of the right/wrong side of the bed 或 get out of bed on the right/wrong side。就 get up on the wrong side of the bed 而言,這不就類似中文的「起床氣」了嗎!? 例如:He’s shouted at everybody in the office. I think he must have got out of bed on the wrong side. (他對辦公室裡的每個人都大吼大叫。我想他的起床氣還沒消)。

若比較 on the right side of 和 on the wrong side of 的應用範圍,後者似乎比前者來得廣泛,實例包括 born on the wrong side of the blanket 和 on the wrong side of the tracks。Born on the wrong side of the blanket 意為「私生」,如 All his life, Peter felt that people looked down on him because he was born on the wrong side of the blanket. (彼得一生都覺得別人看不起他,因為他是私生子);Just between you and me, I suspect Mrs. Potter’s oldest child was born on the wrong side of the blanket. (你不要告訴別人,我懷疑波特太太的長子是私生子)。On/from the wrong/other side of the tracks 意為「在貧民區;出身寒貧家庭」,如 She was brought up on the wrong side of the tracks in a small southern town. (她是在南部小鎮的貧寒家庭長大的)。

關於年齡大小的說法,這裡有一篇文章可供參考。